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Flock founding rate: £29/month, locked for life.

THE FLOCK OF NERDBIRDS

Get the FLOCK outta here!

Your monthly content plan, Canva templates, done-for-you captions and a community of women who get it. All for £29 a month.

Cancel anytime. You keep access until the end of your billing cycle.

PICTURE THIS

You didn't start your business to become a content machine

Before: You’re staring at a blank Canva. Typing and deleting the same caption four times. Telling yourself you’ll “just post tomorrow.” Again. It’s not that you’re bad at this. You’re just doing it with no plan, no system and no one in your corner.

After: It’s Monday morning. Coffee in hand. You log in, and this month’s content plan is already there, mapped out and ready. You grab a template, tweak it to sound like you, and hit post. No blank screen, no spiral, no guilt. Just you, showing up like the business you actually are, with a flock of women cheering you on.

01

Plan it

A full content plan every month, so you always know what you’re posting and when.

02

Make it

Editable Canva templates and done-for-you captions. Just add your business details.

03

Grow it

A monthly deep-dive, a live Hot Seat with me, and a WhatsApp community of women who get it.

Jade the NerdBird smiling at her phone, enjoying scrolling social media

Your monthly running order

Never wonder what to post again.

Every month, a fresh content drop lands in your member login. One thing each Monday, so it never feels like a mountain.

✔︎ 1st Monday: Your content calendar + captions, AND Canva template pack

✔︎ 2nd Monday: WhatsApp discussions

✔︎ 3rd Monday: Your deep-dive (and you vote on the topic)

✔︎ 4th Monday: LIVE Hot Seat with me

JADE’S BRAIN, ON TAP

Never stuck for long

Real answers, from a real human, who actually knows.

Most of the time the idea isn’t the problem. It’s the caption, or the confidence, or the one thing you can’t figure out on your own. That’s what the live stuff is for.

“The live hot seats have helped me so much!”
Avril Magee, Founding Member

✔︎ Done-for-you captions: drop in your business details and they’re ready to post, so you’re never staring at a blank screen

✔︎ The Hot Seat: an hour, live, where we talk through your worries and actually solve them. It’s recorded, so you never miss out

✔︎ Co-working calls when the flock wants them, so you can get your content done in good company

THE FLOCK

A flock of women backing you, all the time

Doing this alone? Not anymore.

The WhatsApp community is where the magic happens. Chat with the rest of the flock, vote in polls, share your wins and cheer each other on, month after month.

✔︎ A WhatsApp community for every member
✔︎ Your own member login on the website for every monthly drop, past and present
✔︎ Women in business from every niche, from coaches and therapists to makers and salons

Price: £29/month. Founding rate, locked in for life.

LET’S FLOCKING GO!

Joining takes about two minutes

No jargon, no faff. Here’s exactly what happens next.

Step 1:

Click the button and sign up securely through Stripe. You’ll get a payment confirmation by email. Auto-pays monthly.

Step 2:

Check your inbox for your welcome email, with your login details and WhatsApp invite. Pop in a new password and you’re in.

Step 3:

Grab this month’s drop and explore past months’ content too. You will have access to the entire library as a NerdBird.

Step 4:

Edit it, save it, post it, and celebrate 🥂 It’s that easy when you’re in The Flock. Stuck? Ask the NerdBirds in WhatsApp.

STRAIGHT FROM THE FLOCK

Hear it from the NerdBirds

No frustration, no blank screens, no stress. Just me, and these brilliant women.

“Jade is super knowledgeable and helpful… Her templates from Flock of Nerd Birds are both professionally laid out and easy to use. These templates elevate your social media to the next level.”
Janet Jones, Founding Member

“The hot seat was really interesting and combined with the Canva templates, I’m feeling creative 🤯 This is huge as I’ve always been Little Miss ‘pfffft’ about social media.”
Nikki Roy, Founding Member

“I’ve learned how to do reels, carousels, and posts that speak to my target audience thanks to Jade.”
Avril Magee, Founding Member

“We have elevated how we show up in the market and positioned ourselves to attract the right level of client with confidence.“
Kirsten Cox, Founding Member

“The Flock’s content calendar always has an idea for me + a template to match, so I’m never overwhelmed.”
Cath Downes, Founding Member

7
years doing this
110+
clients served
2006
Coding since

(thanks, MySpace)

3000+
posts created

FAQs

Got questions?

Yes. Everything uses fill-in-the-blanks like [your ideal client] and [your service], so it works whatever you do.

Anytime. You keep access until the end of your billing cycle.

It’s recorded, so you can catch up whenever suits you.

As much or as little as you’ve got. The plan and templates do the heavy lifting.

Nope, free Canva works fine. Canva Pro gives you extra fonts, elements and features, so I’d recommend it if you can, but it’s not essential.

Not for you. The £29 founding rate is locked in for life.

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